It seems our shenanigans over liturgical errors have produced a pocket of creativity. Here are some more contributed by @edwardbgreen and @frsimon. Whether you get all of these will depend on how high up the candle you are!
Hundreds of Anglicans were left stranded at Morning Prayer today by the failure of the C of E app on their smartphones:
Prompting Robb Sutherland (@changingworship on twitter) to come up with these two gems: