“His first avowed intent to be a penguin” and 19 other hilarious hymn typos

It all started with Bosco Peters sharing this very funny hymn typo on his Facebook page:

1. hymn typo from @liturgy

“In tits fullness undiminished”

Then I asked our fans on twitter and Facebook for their best examples of hymn typos. Here is a selection of the funniest.

2.

Chris is made the sure foundation

“Chris is made the sure foundation”

3.

“Clam rising through change and through storm”

4.

Do you reject “Stan and all his works”?

5.

“They burned my body and they thought I’d gone”

6.

“In his hands he gently bares us”

7.

“Penis Angelicus”

8. “What a fiend we have in Jesus”

9.

angus die

“Angus die”

10.

glaze

“Sheep May Softly Glaze”

11.

hanging

“Jesus you are hanging me”

12.
July

“My hope to follow July”

13.

peach

“your peach in our hearts, Lord, at the end of the day”

14.

penguin

“His first avowed intent to be a penguin”

15.

porpoise

“Communion hums”

16.

unicorn

“Thy unicorn grace bestoweth”

17.

farts

“Set our farts on fire”

18.

sin

“The Lord Christ has given us a sin”

19.

vicious

“I will make you vicious old men”

20.

sin2

“Sin to the Lord with all of your heart”

 

Funniest nativity play ever – HE CAME FROM THE GLORY…

This did the rounds last year but remains for me one of the funniest Christmas nativity youtube clips ever!

And did you know MARY HAD A BAAAAABY?

 

 

He came from the glory