A new series of the ‘That’s not my…’ board books has been released for clergy children: (Idea hatched by Ali Miller on ordination retreat).
Create your own here: http://www.usborne.com/things-to-do/thats-not-my-activities.aspx
Following the rousing success of selling the Royal Mail at a loss (whilst keeping the liability of employee pensions in the public sector), the Chancellor of the Exchequer announced that the Church of England is also to be put into the private sector.
George Osborne’s close friends have been urging him for some time to make the more profitable parts of the Anglican Church available to investors, and so, to sate their need for taking things of value and converting them into mere money, the Chancellor will be flogging off parts of the Church of England in several tranches over the coming months:
A spokesperson for the God, St Peter, said, “May your money perish with you, because you thought you could buy the gift of God with money”