I’d say as long as the lobster wasn’t accidentally killed and was drained of all blood and the fabrics were both modern synthetic he’d get away with it on the Gentile Christian clause.
Unless he didn’t take his hat off when prophesying. In which case he would definitely be up for stoning again
We killed a kitten this morning at 8am with red vestments but the sacristan could not be bothered to change the altar front from green!!!!
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What colour is it supposed to be? The priest at my place this week had red and gold I think.
That’s the debate everyone had this morning. What did you have? Peter? Peter and Paul? Trinity 2?
Red would suggest Peter or Peter and Paul.
What if they are made of mixed fibres and the minister eats a lobster? Do we have to stone him?
Yes.
I’d say as long as the lobster wasn’t accidentally killed and was drained of all blood and the fabrics were both modern synthetic he’d get away with it on the Gentile Christian clause.
Unless he didn’t take his hat off when prophesying. In which case he would definitely be up for stoning again
We killed a kitten this morning at 8am with red vestments but the sacristan could not be bothered to change the altar front from green!!!!
Altar green, priest green, thoughts red!
red all red.. but I took my green stole too in case one of the churches had forgotten to change!
Blue after all isn’t this the feast of Peter Paul and Mary? 🙂
It is, and the Introit today was “Puff the Magic Dragon”
Pretty sure it’s rainbow with a flower in your hair for Peter, Paul and Mary.