Inspired by this article, here are the Anglican Memes 10 things Christians should say more often:

1. “Want to come to the pub?” (via @drbattytowers)

2. “Would you like lemon or lime in your Gin and Tonic?”

3. “Please don’t make us sing that action song ever again” (via @raquelita_e)

4. “No, I’m too busy helping the poor to go to that event” (also via @raquelita_e)

5. “There’s no need to bring quiche to the lunch” (via @thealethiophile)

6. “You don’t have to try and eyeball everyone in the church when you say the Grace”

7. “Come and sit next to me on my pew”

8. “I don’t have a clue what’s going on either”

9. “Yes, we serve proper coffee after the service”

10. “Tea and cake?”