One of the great things about blogging with WordPress is that you are provided with fascinating statistics on how people find you – the search terms they typed into Google to get to your site.

We have had some weird and wonderful ones this year that we can now share with you. Enjoy!

These are the exact phrases typed into Google:

1. jokes about canon law

2. ‘henry viii real?’

3. is queen elizabeth the second related to the pope?

4. Bill Oddie Badger

5. Calvin Klein clerical wear

6. what to give a priest for tea

7. silhouette of bishop’s hat

8. who elects the new queen of england

9. immoral, impossible, god only knows

10. is Rowan Atkinson anglican

11. funeral+tea+bradford

12. urine cake meme

13. meme never get cake

14. paranoid humour

15. is David Cameron part of the Apocalypse

16. is brian cox a christian

17. excuse+to+get+rota+changed

18. armageddon tea

19. panic tidying by bishops

20. tat for clergy